bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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