how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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