Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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