I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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