I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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