Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Rumble strips road head = magical
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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