what if I'm pregnant?
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he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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