It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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