Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Drunk is not a location!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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