Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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