Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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