You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
