im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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