i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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