from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize