I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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