we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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