New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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