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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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