Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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