It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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