Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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