Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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