Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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