i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
