OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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