My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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