so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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