Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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