I am puke
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
did i walk over a car last night?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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