Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
and she was petting her beer can
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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