Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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