His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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