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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  splinters make it hard to masturbate

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies

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