This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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