would you consider him our boss?
then technically i slept with our boss
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.