so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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