Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Nicole vs. Life
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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