thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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