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I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
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just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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