I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.