btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
only if we run a train.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...