you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball