i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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