Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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