Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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