In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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