no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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