he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms