I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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