You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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