Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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