chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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