he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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