he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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