Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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