when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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