I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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