Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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