I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?